Out of Sheer Boredom

As Batman was driving the Batmobile
Down the street, he lost a wheel.
Then Spidey swung down from buildings above
Stole Batman's tire, and saved his love.
Then Superman flew down, carrying Lois Lane
And smacked Spiderman upside his brain.
Captain America then grabbed his shield
And hurled it at Lois. She fell into a field.
Then Godzilla came and killed them all.
The end.


(P.S. I wrote this because I was bored and Zach told me to write a poem. So I did)

As of Now

Dear Life,
Must you be so complicated?
My brain can't keep up,
My thoughts are belated.

Dear School,
Anything else to throw at me?
I'll take it in stride.
Maybe.

Dear Dance,
I love you, but really?
My feet are about to die.
And they're smelly.

Dear God,
Are you still there?
Yeah, you are.
I breathe You in like air.

Dear Sleep,
Will you be my best friend?
I'm lacking something.
I think it's you.